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pada suatu hari, babi-babi bijaksana datang kepada babi yang bodoh(iaitu saya),

Babi yang dapat nombor 2 out of 10 dalam peperiksaan hari itu: hai babi yang bodoh(saya), bagaimana anda jadi begitu bodoh dan tidak tahu bahawa cervical ganglion adalah part of the sympathetic nervous system(ok you get the point, no need to elaborate further).

Babi nombor 7(saya): oh, saya pun tak tahu, maybe otak saya sudah mengecut dan bakal menghidapi salah satu sakit-sakit saraf cranial. atau pun fissure-fissure di otak saya telah tercompress akibat ultra kebodohan.

lantas babi yang dapat nombor 1 berlalu dengan megahnya,

Babi nombor 1: wahai babi nombor 7 yang bodoh, saya akan membantu anda kerana sangat obvious yang anda perlukan pertolongan sebelum diselubungi segala kebodohan di dunia ini.

Babi nombor 7(saya lagi): saya lebih rela dimakan anjing daripada diludah di muka oleh babi. tapi okay, silalah tolong ye thankyouverymuch.

Begitulah kehidupan babi-babi di kandang yang dipenuhi babi-babi extremely pandai.

21years old babeh

Happy Birthday to me!
To everyone, thanks for the wishes!
I celebrated my birthday in the dissection room with the cadavers and other medics today, it was awesome.
I swear to God and it wasn't my imagination that one of the cadavers was actually smiling at me today. =)

Something feels very different today, I wonder what it is,

hmmm

hmmm

hmmm

yeaahhhhhhhhh

it is non-other than the smoky,warm and smelly MALAYSIAN AIR BABEH!!!!

WOW WOW WOW i cannot believe I am HOME!

now I can tuck myself under my warm blanket (without the use of heaters!)

to my friends left in the cold out there, banyaklah bersabar, winter does come to an end eventually.

5 weeks for me to study, catch up on work, and be ahead of my game. I am limiting the amount of fun I can have, will keep that for summer break next year. Sigh.
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Work hard, play harder.



will not be updating this blog anymore, or maybe next year only.
Happy New Year!
out~

aaaaarrgghhhhhhh

baaabiiiii saiiitaann!! damnnnn it lost to Trinity just now!! aaah shit la, got up at 6.15am(with less than 2 hours of sleep) just to be beaten, all because our damn Stroke caught a crab!!!!
oh sorry, for you NON rowers out there, a crab is when your blade/oar catches a wrong current and is pushed out over your head and the whole boat steers out of direction.
SCHIZER!

Tonight the Malaysian Society is organising a Malaysian food feast. yummy. I am going to be a waiter (first years were forced into this), but at least i get to eat free fooood!!! yumyum yummy cannot wait to stuff my face with kari, sambal and rendang! lets test my waiter-ing skills today, nothing I can't handle there.

Guess why I am very-the-free to update this stupid blog?
sebab:
I HAVE FINISHED MY FUCKING ESSAYS for the week

events for the final week of Michaelmas term:
-Christmas formal
-ENT
-Boat club dinner
-Fez Club Christmas party
-loads more of unplanned but fun stuff hopefully

saya sangat cheerful hari ini tidak tahu mengapa.

3 cheers for Trinity :
hiphip horray
hiphip horray
hiphip horray
urghh go die la

it's 3am

and i am up and about finishing my 3rd out of 4 essays for this week. Almost there! phewh

you see, after spending a great night out with the Trinity College stuckups(Trinitians) for a formal swap, I have guiltily retreated to my nest to finish up my unfinished business a.k.a HOMEWORK!

and HELLO, i am still alive to people out there who have blatantly accepted the fact that I have died and completely lost my life.

I have an announcement to make : MY FLIGHT BACK TO MALAYSIA IS ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER! fucking beautiful. screw you if you think I am pathetic and totally a mommy's boy for coming back so soon. well, if you were put into my situation(none of you can ever imagine how badly Cambridge drills you to be megaultrateratronic workaholic with endless amount of essays - to date i have written 23 essays), you don't give two fucks about staying here for the break. literally just feel like packing my bags and volunteer as an English teacher in the subSaharan continent.

mission accomplished for the week :

-1st essay - For an extra-cellular protein, discuss the events that lie between the synthesis of processed mRNA and secretion of the encoded protein.

-2nd essay - To what extent is Parson’s idea of The Sick Role being made redundant by the health demands of an aging population?

(just to give you an idea of the bullshit we have to write about)

-beat Trinity Hall and Queens College in novice rowing oohyeahhh babehh Girton so fuckingawesomly rocks. i-am-officially-a-BOATIE!

Now geroff my face you regular cambridge student you!

-updated this blog

-do my dirrrtyy laundry yang sudah tinggi bagaikan bukit di bilikku yang selepas itu menjadi busuk sebab stoking stoking basah disebabkan rowing dan juga spenda spenda masam daripada sweating semasa cycling sudah terperap selama beberapa minggu

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word up.alright there, Mr Aris Chandran, aah, in a posh, elegant and exremely homosexual British accent.

OUT

TAG - this is bollocks, bollocks!

I have finished all 3 essays for the week!! (after spending about 15 hours on them)
Now I have all the bloody time in the world to be online, damn this is refreshing.
I wanna online like there's no tomorrow!!! bapak sedih.
Not for long though, as I have to get back to reading up the stupid Physiology experimental notes for tomorrow.
This post is for Soraya, thank you very much for tagging me. Note the sincerity.

the rules of the game:
1- get posted at the beginning
2-each players answers the questions about themselves
3-at the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leave a comment, letting them know that they got tagged and ask them to play and read your blog

Starting time: 6.20pm
Name: Johan Safree B. Aris Chandran
Nick: Safree
sisters: Nope i've no sisters
brothers: Yeah i've a brother
shoe-size: UK 10.5
height: 174cm, 5'9"
Where do you live: Ipoh
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Have you ever...
Been on a plane? Yeah i've been on a plane
Swam in the ocean? Yeah i've swam in the ocean
Fallen asleep at school? Yeah i've fallen asleep at school
Broken someone's heart? Yeah i've broken someone's heart(not proud)
Fallen off your chair? Yeah i've fallen off my chair
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yeah i've sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call
Saved emails: Yeah i've saved emails
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What is your room like: sexy
What's right beside you: iPhone on the right, can of coke on the left
What was the last thing u ate: can't remember when i last ate, by that i meant good food. What I am eating here is total shit
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Ever had...
chicken pox: nope i've never had chicken pox
sore throat: yeah i've had sore throats
broken nose: nope i've never had a broken nose
do you believe in love at first sight : yeah, who doesn't?? No? oh come on!
do you like picnic : yeah i like picnics
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who was/were...
the last person you danced with : alina kleinn and tuba omer
persons who made you smile : grandparents calling all the way from Malaysia
last person you yelled at : myself for not doing work
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did you ...
talked to someone you like : yeah i talked to someone i like
kissed anyone : yeah i've kissed anyone. hey Anyone, here, muax
get sick : yeah i get sick
talk to an ex : nope i've not talked to an ex(recently)
miss someone : yeah i miss someone
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who do you really hate : people who cough behind me in lectures
do you like your handwriting : yeah i like my handwriting
are your toe nails painted : honestly what do you think?
what color shirt are you wearing now : i am wearing a grey coloured tshirt now
are you a friendly person : generally i am a friendly person
do you have any pets : yesss. Mushroom i miss you more than anything else!
do you sleep with the tv/laptop on : yeah i sleep with the tv/laptop on
what are you doing right now : what am i doing right now gee i wonder
can you handle the truth : generally.of course i can, if not hide those balls la
are you closer to your mother or father : BOTH
do you eat healthy : nope i don't eat healthy.i eat shit remember
do you still have pictures of you and your ex : yeah i still have pictures of me and my ex
who are you most likely to go to : my mommy and daddy. awww
are you loud or quiet most of the time : i am quiet most of the time
are you confident : depends on the depth of knowledge i have regarding on the subject i am supposed to be confident about
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5 things u were doing 10 years ago:
-digimon
-galah panjang
-football with an empty bottle or tennis balls
-Tamiya cars
-Lego
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5 things i would do if i am a billionaire:
-hire accountants like Aimran/Nain/Mot to handle my money
-charity
-more charity
-indulge in worldly sins
-ya think?
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5 of my bad habits:
-i judge
-i hate easily
-i complain/whine
-sarcasm/bitchyness
-obsessive compulsive behaviour which may lead to neurosis one day
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5 places i've lived/living:
-Kuantan(1)
-Kuching(1-6)
-Lembah Beringin(18-20)
-Ipoh(0,6-20)
-Cambridge(20- )
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5 people who i've tagged:
nobody!! hah! i just destroyed this pointless game!
no wait, I wanna let others 'kena' as well, so it will be
-Nain, Mizah, Fariq, Anusha and Meor Muslih

holy lord i just wasted more time. now i have less time to be online. aduhai(quoting makcik mizah and aunty sararah oth)

I fell asleep in the cinema during James Bond:Quantum of Solace.
I am extremely lethargic and weary nowadays.
Look at what higher education does to me.

I cannot wait for our first novice race(rowing) next week.
I have blisters all over my palms now from practice this morning -6.30am!

I learned in supervisions yesterday that only certain-10% of evolved individuals(supposedly more intellectual people) does not have the flexor palmaris longus tendon in their forearm. I have one, dang.

I have to start writing my essay. I have 4 every week. This is bollocks.
I have to wash my dirty socks and underwear.
I have to replace my table lamp.
I have a skeleton in my room, literally.

I hate people who cough behind me during lectures.

I have to stop wasting my bloody time now.
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.

I have to sleep. like Pronto.